The other night I had a dream that I accidentally wore red and khaki to Target and they forced me to be a cashier. I posted this as my Facebook status and got some hilarious comments about people being mistaken for retail employees. I actually used to work at Target back in the day...
...and once when I was cashiering, a woman came through my line wearing red and khaki. I asked if she wanted to use her employee discount and she gave me a weird look.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry…I saw the red and khaki…I just assumed…
Red and Khaki Lady: Oh no. I don’t know why I always do this! How embarrassing…
Then I realized she had a baby carrier in her cart. With a baby boy. Dressed in red and khaki.
I don’t know why we always do this either, Red and Khaki Lady…but we do. Even in our sleep. There is no escaping it.
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